my name is asher lyall. i am not the only asher lyall, and i am not always asher lyall, but i am asher lyall. i am a member of the night shop. we are not the only night shop, and we are not always the night shop, but we are the night shop.
or perhaps none of that is true. perhaps the mask of asher lyall or the facade of the night shop is more important than the fact that i am sometimes alan roach, and alan roach is sometimes asher lyall, and that the night shop is sometimes the mountebank club, and the mountebank club is sometimes the third facade, the secret facade.
perhaps keeping up appearances is the important thing. who could say for certain? certainly not i.
guess the night shop hasn't been making enough money to afford you a shift key or capslock.either way you have a mask in your profile so i think we'll get along well. (man purposely not capitalizing things is hard.)
ReplyDeleteWOULD YOU PREFER I TALKED IN ALL CAPS? DOES THIS SET THE MOOD FOR YOU?
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(also, in the event you decide to show up at one of our many locations, don't assume whatever asher lyall may be working there is the asher lyall who called you a prick over the internet. that's all me, baby.)
I'll still feel good about killing them so... Win win I guess?
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