Monday, December 3, 2018

invisibility is invincibility

we struck at midnight. we are night owls, as you may have guessed, and the cover of dark makes it easier to do our job. we destroyed them utterly.

they were a minor group, mind you. they called themselves the snowfall. they said they were the servants of the prince of permafrost. apparently many had personally encountered the cold boy, their master, and were warped by the experience. it didn't really matter either way, though. you see, we were led by adam weiss. i do not trust adam weiss. he is a deceitful bastard.

of course, i don't trust anyone. (i'm not allowed to.)

adam weiss is good at his job, and that scares me, because adam weiss is the most unassuming of us all, but whenever we plan a heist or a strike of some sort, we know who will be playing adam weiss. none of us know his real name, or his real face, but his services are invaluable. we would be remiss to let me, for example, play adam weiss. it would be a major misstep.

that would be a good song name. "major misstep." maybe it would be about a man named major misstep, who is a very shitty army major, and eventually gets overthrown by his soldiers, and maybe eaten alive. it would be a twelve-part, three-hour progressive rock epic about the dangers of war and unrestrained power.

...that got off-track.

3 comments:

  1. Very off track, but I am still up for helping produce Major Misstep with you. We'll go kidnap a record producer and a prog rock band. Are you with me?

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    1. i've always wanted to meet the sunsetters in person...

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    2. Ooh yeah they'd be good. They might not even require much torture to agree.

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